Wednesday, November 11, 2009

the grossest thing i've ever seen in my life.

I've seen many disgusting things before. Public bathrooms and people who decide to poo on the seat, or women who shit and are on their period, and decide not to flush. Roadkill in which the guts looked like they were squished out of the anus. A decapitated fly (ok, that may not be too bad, but i think about if I were headless and then feel uneasy).

What I saw today trumps them all.
My roommates used pad.
On our bedroom floor.

To me, no used pad ever should leave the bathroom unless the trash is being taken out, and the pad is in the big plastic bag.
UNDERSTAND ME~!?

*disgusted to the max*

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Another thing!

The preacher man~!!
the tall, wonderful voiced, preacher man who is usually in btwn dwinelle and wheeler, or in front of sather gate!!!!

SO!
i always want to listen to what he says, cause he's the most docile one of all the icons on campus.
I was walking past really slowly one day, and i heard him say this in deep, amazing voice:
"I only know one word in vietnamese. I can't tell you that word, it's a dirty one." *chucklechuckle*

i like how he chuckled at the end~
^_________^
imma miss things like this~

straaaaaaaannnggeeee~!

SO!
this was on tuesday:
Walking to Tolman, off to my adorable gsi's OH, and i almost got hit by a bike.
But it wasnt my fault!!!! i was walking, and she just kinda swerved out of the bike area into me.
I said, "sry" and this is what happened next:
Her: Oh, no, sry! o shit, wait wait!
me: huh?
Her: can you tell me if there is a stain on my butt? *half falling off her bike, she sticks her butt in my direction*
me: no, but... there's a hole...
Her: O yea, i kno about the hole, THANKS! *bikes off*

the hole was on the inner upper thigh, so not anywhere toootally scandalous.


i took the elevator up to gsi's office, i walked in with the most bewildered look on my face, he asked what was wrong, and then i told him the story.
That man laughs at me too much...


but yes. some people....